TRUMP
TESTICLE

🥚 The Great Testicle Speech, Unabridged

1. We're going to make testicles great again. They used to be great. Now — not so great. We're bringing back the greatness. Bigger. Rounder. Firmer than ever before.
2. Nobody has bigger reserves than me. Nobody. Ask the generals. Ask them. They come up to me — the toughest, meanest generals — and they cry. They cry because they're so impressed with the reserves.
3. We're building a wall. A tremendous wall. Around the market cap. And guess who's paying for it? Not us. Not the holders. Somebody else pays. Beautiful.
4. Fake news says $TESTICLE won't moon. Fake news. This is the most winningest testicle in coin history. We win so much you'll get tired of winning. You'll say "please, sir, no more winning" — and I'll say more winning.
5. China? They wish they had this testicle. They're calling me — the Chinese, they call constantly — asking for the recipe. I say no. It's American made. Solana. USA. USA.
6. If you don't hold $TESTICLE, that's OK. Not everyone can be a winner. Some people were born to be losers. Sad.